LOW PLACES

I’ve got friends in low places

I’ve got friends in low places

don’t mess with THE BED BAND

don’t mess with THE BED BAND

I got friends in low places

I got friends in low places

just don’t mess with THE BED BAND

don’t mess with THE BED BAND

 

I want you to hold me

I want you to know me

I want you to hold me

I want you to know me

I want you to hold me

 

I got friends in low places

I got friends in low places

don’t fuck with THE BED BAND

don’t mess with THE BED BAND

 

I want you to hold me

I want you to know me

I want you to hold me

I want you to know me

SURF ZOMBIE

I was at the beach and something just didn’t feel right

everyone was pointing at the waves in such a fright

 

no I couldn’t believe what I saw, a zombie on a surfboard

no I couldn’t believe what I saw, a zombie on a surfboard

 

surf zombie, surf zombie, surf zombie, surf zombie

 

I jumped in the water and I swam right up to him

I thought if he’s surfin’ well he might want to make a friend

 

no I couldn’t believe that zombie was really such a nice guy

no I couldn’t believe that zombie was really just a nice guy

 

and I told everyone at the beach not to worry now, he’s not gunna hurt you he’s just hangin out

and I told everyone at the beach it’s gunna be ok, he’s not gunna hurt you he’s just catchin’ some waves

 

surf zombie, surf zombie, surf zombie, surf zombie

 

no I couldn’t believe what I saw, a zombie on a surfboard

no I couldn’t believe what I saw, a zombie on a surfboard

 

 

I NEED YOU

On Sunday, I hit my head, I got mad, I went to bed

on Monday, wish me luck, wish me well, wish me luck

I need you

I need you

I need you

I need you

I’m sleeping, on my bed, lets start a band, THE BED BAND

I need you, to wish me luck, wish me well, wish me luck

I need you

I need you

I need you

I need you

I need you

I need you

WHAT IF IT’S WHATEVER

Down the hall, in the kitchen, making soup, cut the onion

down the street, in the sky, fox tail rabbit ear, big thunder big silence phone crash cars

 

but wait, what if it’s whatever

but wait, what if it’s whatever

 

In her room down the hall street lights shinning crawl

barley there, she’s in the hills in LA, by the rose, twist his arm, on the blvd.

in the light, and the fame, record plays, computer light, glare chair fair

 

but wait, what if it’s whatever

but wait, what if it’s whatever

 

alone, and the sound of the knife on the floor, hard wood, and leaves, and stones and rocks, seashells and waves and sand and sky, Buddha, incense remote control, what if it’s anything, but what if it’s nothing

 

but wait, what if it’s whatever

but wait, what if it’s whatever

 

MAGIC SPELLS

I saw this dying bird, get back up and fly

and ever since I swear, everything’s a sign

I cast a magic spell

and then I’m outta here

I’ve got to get away

I’ve got to do my own thing

I saw this burning bush, suddenly appear

I thought I better try and put out the fire

I cast a magic spell

and then I’m outta here

I’ve got to get away

I’ve got to do my own thing

BLACK CAT

Black cat crossing the street, I love you even if you’re bad luck

Black cat crossing the street, I love you even if you’re bad luck

I love you even if you’re bad luck, I love you even if you’re bad luck, you’re still good to me

 

My auntie told me never to trust a black cat

but I meet many black cats and I there nice cats

my auntie told me to always watch for bad signs

but all I ever seem to find are the good things

 

Even if you’re bad luck, I still love you

 

Black cat crossing the street, I love you even if you’re bad luck

Black cat crossing the street, I love you even if you’re bad luck

I love you even if you’re bad luck, I love you even if you’re bad luck, you’re still good to me

ASHLEY

Ashley, Ashley, you are so strange

 

she’s got a tattoo of a dollar sign

she likes cassette tapes and to rolling her eyes

no matter what she’s a natural

she’s got a lightning bolt inside of a jar

 

Ashley, Ashley, you are so strange

 

She’s only groovy when the time is right

it’s radiation from her cosmic lights

I’ve got a feeling that she’s not for real

I wish I knew her in a different world

 

Ashley, Ashley, you are so strange

 

Ashley makes a funny face and everyone is laughing

that’s just Ashley in a nutshell but you can’t  put Ashley in a nutshell

where are you going Ashley

what are you doing Ashley

who are you seeing Ashley

where are you going Ashley

LUCK DRAGON

I’m heading out to find a rainbow

I’m gunna do it just because

I’m holding on to my luck dragon

the only thing that brings me luck

 

you’re my luck dragon

you’re my lucky charm

you’re my favorite thing

you’re my special one

and I’m chasing rainbows

baby, just because

I’m having so much fun

I knew this would work

you’re my luck dragon

you’re my shooting star

you’re my outer space

you’re my inner warmth

you’re my luck dragon

you’re my lucky girl

you’re my favorite thing

you’re my special one

luck dragon

lucky charm

you’re my favorite thing

you’re my special one

 

 

BLACK ROSE

I’m alone, in a dark dark room

and I’m leaving back, all the things that look like you

I’m alive, and that’s good enough

I’m not waisting time falling for your fake black roses

 

Black Rose

and I think of all the people that I could have been

and I think of all the times I shoulda’ coulda’ woulda’

 

lucky me, I’m a bumble bee

or at least I’m trying hard not to be anything

 

and I think of all the people that I could have been

and I think of all the times I shoulda’ coulda’ woulda’

Black Rose

 

 

SLEEP WELL

Sleep well, your under my spell

it’s a nasty trick, I’m a nasty girl

sit tight, my delight

wicked witches what’s this sickness

 

sing me all of your songs, show me all of your spells

sing me all of your songs, show me all of your scares

 

sleep tight, cus were a’like

sweet and sour midnight hour

be nice, do not fight

wicked witches what’s this sickness

 

sing me all of your songs, show me all of your spells

sing me all of your songs, show me all of your scares